This one is definitely not from experience, so no worries. And if you do feed your children their gold fish as a punishment make sure its cooked to at least 140 degrees, or else your going to have a food safety issue. On a side note, I am working on a children’s book, and its almost finished!
This one is definitely from experience. Anybody with kids knows the power of a crinkle to evoke screams of joy and nosy “whacha gots!?”